Hose and I are in the office (taking a 5 minute break from our ground-breaking work).
Hose has just informed me that the yoghurt I am enjoying (Activia. Rhubarb. Delicious), was originally made by adding one single yoghurt bacteria to milk. This was probably first achieved by mistake he claims. I am therefore actually eating a big mistake.
“Life is one big mistake”, I reply.
“Life is therefore one big yoghurt”, he concludes.